This website contains up-to-date information about Julianna McKannis, Onion News Network star and frequent stand-in for Clifford Baines on Onion News Network's acclaimed news and analysis show, "In The Know." We'll keep you informed about recent "Julianna sightings" and help you to become more familiar with Julianna's exciting personal life and the history of her success. You can also click on the links below to see some of her recent shows, and send your own thoughts to us about one of the web's most influential and compelling newscasters!

to see julianna mckannis hosting some of her recent segments, CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW:

  ● "Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?": http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_our_children

  ● "The Situation in Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex": http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_situation_in_nigeria

  ● "Do You Remember Life Before the Segway?": http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_do_you_remember_life

  ● "The US Moat": http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_the_u_s_moat

Or, for complete access to the Onion News Network, including "In the Know" segments featuring Julianna McKannis, go directly to The Onion's website: www.theonion.com.

the rumor IS untrue!

Recent charges that ONN celebrity Julianna McKannis is not a real person at all, but merely a role played by New York City actress Jennifer Dorr White (http://www.jenniferdorrwhite.com), has set off riots in many cities around the world and has caused consternation among network officials.

"Julianna is 'the real thing,'" stated ONN Senior Anchor Clifford Baines. "That kind of grit and grace under pressure is beyond the capacity of an actor--any actor--and, besides, all you have to do is compare the image of McKannis to what you can see of White on her website, and you'll know immediately that this is just a hoax to fulfill some artsy network newscaster fantasy of White's." 

The U.J.M.F.S. staff wholeheartedly agrees with Baines that the idea of White even attempting in this way to defraud so many millions of Onion News Network viewers worldwide is laughable and we invite you to prove it to yourselves by looking closely at White's own website: http://www.jenniferdorrwhite.com.